A Cheesy Christmas

by Peter Bull

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This Christmas I want us To have lots of cheese I'm prayin' For Boursin That soft creamy cheese I don't care about the presents Underneath that big old tree For twelve months I've been craving Just a little Christmas brie December Camembert I just want that cheese Santa I'm beggin' you To make my Christmas You see, I just want a cheesy Christmas So won't you set me up with a little blue True Turkey Won't hurt me But just gimme that cheese I just want a cheesy christmas
On the first day of Christmas My True Love gave to me A partrige in a pair tree On the Second day of Christmas My True Love gave to me Two turtle doves and A partridge in a pair tree On the third day of Christmas My True Love gave to me Several different birds of different pedigrees And have you considered Gifts without feathers My dear? Now listen here! Cause I gotta ask you What's a guy to do With a partridge in a pair tree


Are you tired of the sugary monotone Christmas music of shopping malls and groccery stores? Do you feel vaguely homociadal when you hear Jingle Bells 3-7 times per day for a full month? Have you ever fantacized about impaling the little f**king drummer boy on his own drums sticks?

If you answered "yes" or even "kinda" to any of the questions above, then this album is for you. This collection of new and old christmas music is an antidote for stupid and hypnotic, GMO holiday cheer. The best mall-music detox consists of the complete reconstruction of the offending melodies.

If you are one of those people who has developed a taste for commercial Christmas music, you might not like it.But I bet you have at least one friend who could really use a taste of this album somewhere between Halloween and New Years.


released December 1, 2018


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